The Last Exorcism Review

Well I have been trying to pay attention to the reviews of the Last Exorcism all weekend. It seems that it barely got the number 1 spot this weekend with 23.3 million or so in revenue. Yet again, this is plenty for how much this movie actually cost to make!

But the reviews from the fans are not so good, in fact it is horrible. Most people on Yahoo movies wish they had their money back, or time! Most complain that the movie is very slow and the ending sucks. In fact the ending does suck.

If you have not watched the move yet I'm about to give away the ending so don't read if you don't want to know. The whole movie is about a Reverend that is a fake! And he wants to do a last exorcism where he will reveal in a documentary that he is a fake and the exorcism is fake! Of course this last one ends up being the real deal and he does not really know what to do. Things turn out bad, and in the end he ends up being tricked by the possessed girl believing she is a fake. She tricks him by using words that she would not know, and tells the reverend that she slept with such and such a guy and was afraid of her father, and now she is pregnant.

Mission accomplished, the reverend and crew head out of town, stop at a place to eat. They just happen to meet the boy that the girl says she slept with, and the boy informs them its not true! He is gay!

The reverend is mad now and heads back to the family farm where its empty, they go to the girls room where they find satanic symbols in the form of pentagrams in the girls room written all over the place. They head outside and see a fire in the woods. They head to the fire where they see the girl give birth to a demon baby. She is surrounded by a bunch or robbed Satanist around a bomb fire. The father of the girl is tied up and about to be sacrificed! The baby is thrown into the fire, the crew run away while the reverend runs toward the fire with cross in hand.

The crew members are all killed etc. And it ends.

That might sound pretty cool, but the actual way it was done in the movie I guess totally sucked. And was a total 360 degree turn from what the rest of the movie offered! The Girls brother the preacher of the town, and other members where all part of this cult! And the poor father and girl where the victims.

So in the end you're left to believe that it's some sort of Satanist cult or witches that have caused all the trouble. It's a terrible end to the movie, and just a terrible movie. The movie was so cheap to make that it actually was a win for the studio. But in the end it still sucks, and continues the downfall that Hollywood can't make good movies anymore!


 
Malkuth